December 2011
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I know this is super cheesy...
tess08:
but it is my goal in life to love life and be excited about comedy as much as Jimmy Fallon does.
“Nobody tells an actor, “you’re playing a strong-minded man”. We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women”
WHO LOVES MERYL?
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEE
(via leahblaine)
GODDESS
(via parisian-skies)
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FUCKYEAHLOST.com: How to Make a Peanut Butter... →
Jack 1. Gather ingredients 2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?” 3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly Kate 1. Make separate sandwiches, one…
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clientsfromhell:
Client: The logo’s good, except… that circle doesn’t look like it’s right side up.
Me: Excuse me?
Client: Yeah. See, the top of the circle is at a 45 degree angle. Our visitors won’t like that.
Me: But… It’s a circle. Circles don’t have tops and bottoms; they’re circles.
Client: If you say so, but if my site doesn’t get as many visitors as it should, I’ll see you in court.
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“I went to a few Star Trek conventions back in the old days, before I did Star...”
– Star Wars creator GEORGE LUCAS, remarking on… the better sci-fi franchise, from the documentary film Trek Nation. (via inothernews)
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